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Monday, November 30, 2009
Sales 101

a) Do not ridicule the intelligence of customer
A : The strap is satin, will it get dirty easily?
Sales : Everythinggg ooosssoooo can get dirty. The strap can be changed
B : Satin will stain if in contact with water.
Sales : Dirty le, can get new strap
A : That's not the point!


b) Do not ridicule the possessions of customer
B : The smaller face seems more suitable. The bigger one seems to big for hand. Not so nice.
A : But the current one I wearing is even bigger and thicker.
Sales : Ya your current watch very big. too big for you. not so nice for your wrist... (something lidat)
A : *bochap his existence


c) Is bad luck to be a local
Sales : Are you a tourist?
A : No, local. Why?
Sales : Too bad, You not able to enjoy tax rebates....


d) Alert antenna to detect possible preferences and recommends
A : I will think about it.
Sales : There is a new stock on x colour and x pattern coming soon. let me show you the catalogue.
blah blah blah....
Let me give you a call when the stock comes.




9:49 AM

Friday, November 27, 2009
Question of the Morning?

C fur got stained yellow cos of the medi capsule she taking for snow flakes....
as such the fur was dyed dark color

L hands got stained yellow cos of medi he taking for mossies
does that mean his skin need to become dark dark??

on separate note, the mossies are ruthless.... how can attack the gracefulness!!!


12:57 AM

Thursday, November 26, 2009
Yellow


Kanna ultimate mozzie attack on Wednesday nite....scratch scratch....now applying yellow medic jus like C over my left n right arms....I dyed myself yellow


10:22 PM

Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Vroom into Air

Mr L leaving on a jet plane.....
dun think he back in 2009 again
Oh my, he seemed hate to go............................

Miss T has a sian quiet Dec.....
Eat till bone dust sand.....


6:41 PM

Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Ultimate Chao Tarness


Nothing but sand and sun....goin to crash n burn....NOTHING..NOTHINGGGGGGGG...ahhhhhhhh


11:27 AM

Friday, November 20, 2009
Hair Cutter

Couple months back, a famous local hair stylist got whacked left and right after he lambasted a shop that turned him and an actress away. This was because it was already closing time and the store was preparing to pack up. Criticisms begin. He indicated it was not due to his or her popularity which brought forth the complaints. but really it's the lack of flexibility and tourism spirit to turn away a tourist which in turn brings a bad image ot the country which in turn hurts the tourism which in turn blah blah blah .......
it seemed he felt the anger but both still went back to the same shop next day.

This was vented on his blog and well, the media make a news story about it. Not as hoo hah as lepord preenz though.
I think he thought he was fighting for justice but was thrown rotten eggs, stones and daggers by the public reactions.

That brought forth a question on his blog? His blog? He cant blog.... so.... how to blog the blog? Apparantly he hires writers to do it on his behalf. it could be lost in translation? Writers might misinterpret and throw more salt pepa than necessary? Dunnzo...Duzno....

I kaypoh-ly read some of his blogs and well have a diff opinion on what he is if he really said those stuff and interpreted accurately.
Tantrums aside, this hair stylist really did go a long way to acheive what he has based on his skills which pple rave or barf at.
He is the "idol" of a hair cutter i noe who coincedentally has a fb account which he gets frens to help operate due to his inability to fb.



11:33 AM

Thursday, November 19, 2009
Trees

saw this and reminded me of the farm trees that are growing...


9:02 AM

Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Caught In The Act !!!


L's new visitor....


9:39 PM


got too carried away as i wrote a few 'of the week' stuff.....

Question of the Week
Changing from Ramen to Udon will cost an extra $4.
If it's changing from Udon to Ramen, will $4 be deducted?

Dimensions of the week
Bowl is bigger than the face and head.
Bowl's soup content is enough to submerge one hand only.

Barbies and Kens of the week
The Event

Comment of the week
You look wholesome.
~ sounds like describing a loaf of bread

Occupation of the week
Part time farmer and snapper

Weather of the week
Occasional flash floods. floods not mobs.

Talent Scouted / Head hunted of the week
Noticed that you were both snapping away in your very pro cameras during X :)
Would you be able to volunteer your service to be the photographers for Y?

Unsequential of the week
J dunno what is the cause. so J showed the reaction first by asking how to salvage the cause.

Medical of the week
C has dandruff and itch

Name in dream of the week
Fig, Fern or Fin

Alien of the month
T in the project

Disappointment of the month
BKK seems poofed

Hit of the month
Bang of head

Injury/Pain/Sore of the year
L from head to forhead to nose to throat to shoulders to back to stomach to ankle

Work Acheivement of the year
Rock track 1 went live

Adventure of the year
Solo in USA

Hope of the new year
Health and happiness to everyone that matters to me and even strangers that I never knew.


9:45 AM

Friday, November 13, 2009
New Hobby

Fully grown red tulips

Bell Pepper's flower before they ripe

Alien looking cranberries.

Fertilised and unfertilised pineapples

Lately had been hooked up on this farmville....While T had been bz collecting animals, I been crazy plowing, planting, rotting and harvesting. My farm was kinda overcrowded, running out of space for my chicks, moos, mehs and oinks. They were basically kissing each other butt. It's just a matter of time before a full blown bird flu to wipe out the entire chick clan.












12:44 PM


I am long-winded than L....
the length of mine posts is the combination of L's......


10:29 AM


I am Johnny Depp to the mossies
~L


10:28 AM


recently, the latest couple of stuff tat occupies my nite time is farmville and hk serial...

L intro-ed and made me a farm neighbour and it all started. It's L's fault... ;b

it's being manual labour to plant seeds and rear animals and trees.....
In the beginning, I was planting planting and wondered what is the purpose of this whole thing.... planting can never end and you cant really save a prince at the end of the flag pole....
but now I have found a goal. To have each animal in my farm!! Apparantly , somehow, to do so, u muz continue plowing land and growing tree fruits.....cultivating the green thumbs, fingers, hands in virtual flora fauna land...
it's a black hole hahahahha......
upgraded to be able to grow cotton and duno wat flowers.....
hmm it's been ages since i have ever gotten real flowers....jia lat....

have been adopting animals L found. I hang around the farm but never ever found any animal for L to adopt.....

can't help but make L jeles and turn into grapes....
my charitable heart might have been the reason why i have a goat in my farm.... glee hee =)
i still lack a elephant, horse, black meh, owl and different colour cows and it should be complete ba....??

The other is the palace show.... before palace and cake show, I haven't really chased much of serials. too time consuming and difficult to follow each epi on tv....think the cake show started this nonsense chase of video streaming.....
palace show... beyond realm of something.....
it started with great costumes and actresses and myb actor.....and giving a different angle....
past palace shows would be the following :
- Potential king and descendents or same status pple fight for king chair
- Queen and concubine internal fight
- Queen and King and Tai Jian fight power
- King and other King from ulu place fight for land

This one shows the palace helpers, maids, servants blah... dunno wat is the pc or non pc way to address them....
The hierrachy of these group. The head of cooking, head of dress, head of hair stuff, head of decoration and the head of the heads.... and of coz the kakias of the heads.....
They dress glam-ly but are the slaves.....
In past dramas, helpers are either slaves or the one that report gossip to queen or sacrifice life or betray boss.....

However somehow, the palace is not so big oso.... turn left turn right sure meet the same few pple...kana bitten by snake, sure kana discovered by king or bf.... wanna avoid the enemy but sure meet when telling fren that dun wanna see him.....

i hit head in kitchen, mm oso no discover until i come out with blood hands to display as Body works exhibition....
conclusion : my government housing lovely home is bigger than the palace........

Think from epi 10 odd onwards than it became more interesting... no longer about bean sprout stuff where fight ur hair stick design beta than my dress embriodery or your food team fight my sewing team etc etc....
It's now the big cherry tree fight where they plow land and plot for bigger things....



10:27 AM

Tuesday, November 10, 2009
hunch

I knew he would ask mi go, the moment I read the email....sianz..hate going outstation for stewpit meetings cus.....

I need to wake up at blardyyy 6 am.

I need to board a bus back home, sit till my butt pain for 5 hrs...sianz...supa sianess...


1:50 PM

Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Exotic

I noticed that it's kinda norm for ppl nowadays tend to haf longer names/id in their networking websites. I wonder whether longer name=more exotic?


2:41 PM

SHEEPIE
A weblog specially set up by two geographically n physically apart but mentally attached peep. Don't take us too seriously. This is just a way to keep our sanity...
play around with the sheep on top :)

BAA!

Ba ba white meh, have u any wool?

LINKS
Farm
Google


CREDITS
Mr and Miss TL Nonsense
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