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TV
Was reading an article abt things we learn from watching television. It reminds mi of one of my teacher once mentioned that the only time she turn on the idiot box (tat's the nick she gav it to tv) when there's news- and there's nothing much we could learn from watching TV. Guess that she's kinda wrong in certain views as the biggest category of things we learn from TV can be classified under Life Skills (according to the author)
*If you are being chased down an alley, u'll find boxes have been inconveniently placed near all the walls u need to jump over.
*All supermarkets contain a display of Baked Bean cans stacked in a giant pyramid purely for the purpose of cheeky-but-goodhearted ppl to knock over.
*If u are ever attacked by a gang of 20 people,, dun worry. They'll hang back n take turns to approach u in ones and twos so that u can conveniently defeat them all.
*Bad things only happen on dark n stormy nites. Emotional breakdowns cause ppl to wander in the heavy rain without brollie. And contrary to wat is generally believed, the loud crack of lightning and the accompanying flash always happen simultaneously.
* Nite watchmen are nondescript guys employed to do 2 things: sleep at desks and be the first to get killed. It's in their job description.
*Bad guys who are completely covered up in black clothes always whip off their black masks to reveal that they are, gasp, women.
*When anyone turns on a TV, it shows a news flash about someone u know. The tv should be immediately turned off after the item.
*All cars are inflammable and have amazing shock absorbers except police cars which crash n burn in any case.
*U can hide without being detected in the foot well of the back seat of a car, even if u are large,dangerous adult and the space is only 30 cm wide.
*All suitcases n bags have anti-gravity functions n become weightless if u have to walk any distance with them.
*If you are tall with hair that flops over ur forehead, u can run from any number of villians with weapons, and every bullet will miss u.
*If u are balding, a single well-aimed bullet is all it takes to kill u. (no wonder beijing 101 is so popular nowadays)
8:48 AM
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